How to be a Domestic Hedonist

You may think that Domestic Hedonism is just being anti-social and lazy, wrapped up in a wanky name, to disguise the festering hatred for humanity we harbour in our blackened souls. But you're wrong! We love our friends - we just can't be arsed to leave the house to see them. There's an art to it - knowing how to make the perfect cup of tea and the nommiest munchies, how to throw the best parties, be it your very own drug-fuelled dance orgy, or a proper grown-up dinner party - you'd be surprised how easy it is to knock up a meal for 10 people if you have the right things in your freezer. And in these days of smoking bans and credit crunches, it's nice to know you're saving money and able to smoke wherever you damn well please. So join us on our quest to never leave the house again...