How to be a Domestic Hedonist

You may think that Domestic Hedonism is just being anti-social and lazy, wrapped up in a wanky name, to disguise the festering hatred for humanity we harbour in our blackened souls. But you're wrong! We love our friends - we just can't be arsed to leave the house to see them. There's an art to it - knowing how to make the perfect cup of tea and the nommiest munchies, how to throw the best parties, be it your very own drug-fuelled dance orgy, or a proper grown-up dinner party - you'd be surprised how easy it is to knock up a meal for 10 people if you have the right things in your freezer. And in these days of smoking bans and credit crunches, it's nice to know you're saving money and able to smoke wherever you damn well please. So join us on our quest to never leave the house again...

Welcome!

What is Domestic Hedonism, we hear you cry? Well, as we've got older, the less we've found ourselves at six in the morning, desperately trying to get to sleep on a random stranger's living room floor after a night of dancing till our legs have dropped off. The call of our own beds has proved too strong - in fact, the whole business of going out just seems like too much hassle, when there's a comfy sofa with our name on it. But this doesn't mean we don't still enjoy having a good time - we just believe it's more fun to have it in the comfort of our own home. We even have a name for this lifestyle - Domestic Hedonism. Read on, as we guide your first steps into a bright new future of never going out... :-D